Archive for the ‘Sensible baloney’ Category

Happy Songkran 2010! (2010-4-13)

While getting soaked during Songkran in Patong, Phuket, has long been inevitable, the chances of staying dry in Phuket Old Town used to be somewhat higher. Not this year. In a bid to reduce crowding on Patong Beach, the Tourism Authority of Thailand (TAT) is pushing Phuket Old Town as an alternative setting for the [...]

How to win a fortune! Wie man sein Glück macht! (2010-4-1)

Create a new message on your mobile phone. Open T9 on the dictionary option. Then type this number and see the magic! Öffne eine neue Nachricht auf deinem Händy. Öffne T9 im Wörterbuch. Bitte dann die folgende Nummer eingeben und erfahre das Glück! 277451366514612382623

Spring time – Frühlingszeit (2009-4-15)

Guck mal hier, so ‘ne Frühlingsgrüsse kriegen wir hier bei Sea Bees You know Man weiss, that dass der spring Frühling has arrived, angekommen ist, when the girls start wenn die Mädchen showing off ihre their belly buttons! Bauchnabel zeigen! Click here –> <– Klick hier

Dangerous dogs and kids – see what can happen! (2009-4-4)

Please read!!! If you are an owner of a dog that belongs to a ‘dangerous breed’ category and you also have a small child please take this as a warning. Don’t leave your dog with the child unattended under any circumstances. Only a little moment was enough for the following to happen. Look at this photo…

Multi-tasking marine life in Phuket (2009-3-16)

When in Rome… or in Thailand do as the Monks do (2009-2-10)

David and Victoria Beckham have upset Buddhist monks in Thailand. The monks are upset about a state-of-the-art mosquito exterminator installed at the couple’s recently renovated three-storey hillside home on Koh Samui. The religious men – who believe all animals, no matter how small, are equal – have reportedly suggested the former Spice Girl and her [...]

Thailand’s newest massage, done by a pig (2009-1-9)

Villagers in a little town close to Chiang Mai have been rushing to try the services of the village’s newest masseuse – a wild boar piglet named Phalo! In exchange for occasional mackerel or a few sweets, Phalo uses his snout to massage tired limbs – reportedly with as much skill as the most expert [...]

This is Weihnachtstime (2008-12-22)

Manche holen sich a Tännchen, when this brennt, they cry “Attention”. Rufen for the Feuerwehr: “Please come quick to löschen her!” Goes the Tännchen of in Rauch, they are standing on the Schlauch. In the kitchen of the house mother makes the Christmasschmaus. She is working, schufting, bakes hit is now her Yoghurtkeks. And the [...]

Camping in Germany – follow the rules! (2008-10-28)

Neulich auf einem Campingplatz im Schwarzwald – ein umwerfendes Schild! The other day at a camping ground in the Black Forest in Germany – just smashing! Noch irgendwelche Fragen? Any further questions?

Is there a difference to Thai Massage? (2008-5-31)

TO ALL OUR ‘NUTTY’ SEA BEES FRIENDS Have a fabulous STRESS FREE day!