Dear God,

is it on purpose our names are the same, only reversed? Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another? Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a Dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? Wo do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the ‘Chrysler Eagle’ the ‘Chrysler Beagle’?

If a Dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad Dog? We Dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, and frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand? Are there mailmen in heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize? When I get to heaven may I have my testicles back?